Me: eats half a granola bar
Nutrition label: 1 bar is 140 calories
Me: ok lets call it an even 200 to be safe
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My ed: starve.
Me: okay
Me: *doesn’t eat all day*
My ed: I said STARVE.
Me: I am
My ed: sTaRVe
Me: I AM
My ed: STARVE BETTER
Me: *screams*
My ed: *screams louder*